Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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