why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish you could order shots online.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
