No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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