Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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