Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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