I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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