Christians are straight up FREAKS
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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