I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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