Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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