If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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