You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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