i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
