i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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