I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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