Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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