if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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