We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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