I showed him my bush... on skype.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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