thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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