I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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