I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
