Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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