can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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