No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
false alarm, still single
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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