I can tuck mytits in my pants
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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