He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
They are going to name an STD after you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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