That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
