Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
