I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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