I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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