we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The best revenge is premature balding
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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