question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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