I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.