So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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