This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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