Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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