He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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