Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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