Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
