Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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