where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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