WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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