is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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