I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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