If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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