Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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