I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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