Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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