just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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