Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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