He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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