i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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