btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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