The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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