the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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