how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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